3am booty call and other smooth moves
It looks like Hillary received that 3 a.m. booty call
from the big “O” begging her for a hookup…From
the AP’s resident Obot Nedra Pickler:
“Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama’s
campaign announced Friday that he will campaign with
former rival Hillary Rodham Clinton next week, a step
toward unifying a fractured Democratic Party after a
bruising primary fight…
Obama’s campaign disclosed the joint appearance -
but offered few details (Piper’s note: Details? That’s just
so “old politics!”) - one day after announcing that he’d
reverse an earlier position and reject some $85 million
in public financing for the general election. The
announcement drew sharp criticism and dominated
the news cycle.”
Thus, Axelrod sought to redirect attention by (forgive
me) pimpin’ out hillary! So one day after reneging on
his public financing vow, the big “O” is relying on
Hillary’s cred and ovaries-of-steel to overcome a bad
news cycle.
What’s the matter, Sweetie? The MSM isn’t being
your fluffer anymore? So you need to channel
Hillary’s testicular fortitude to change the narrative
because, ah, well you have none?
Precisely why we Just Say No Deal to a joint ticket.
As veep, if Hillary wasn’t being relegated to picking
up O’s stinky socks or organizing his desk, she’d be
busy doin’ all the work while he lay back and enjoy.
That doesn’t work in the bedroom, and it sure ain’t
gonna work in the Oval.
Shorter me sans sexist stereotype: her talents will
either be squandered or used without credit.
Yes President Truman, I know, “it is amazing what you
can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit”. Well,
I care, and I’m convinced there won’t be many
accomplishments if Hillary were forced to endure the
missionary position. We still say: “Hillary On Top!”
So how about it, superdelis? You can still put the
better qualified, more electable candidate at the top of
the ticket, or you can continue to support a smooth
operator and lose in November. Better make the
right call, or we’ll continue to roar No Deal!
on June 21st, 2008 at 9:21 am
Princess has had her share of smooth operators — and girls, you know who yours’ are!!! I have said all along - women witnessed this elex thru the lens of their own lives — and, sorry sugardaddys…, but our radar is just a wee bit sharper….smart girls will never vote for obama - if they do, they will validate the slippery smooth moves by his campaign….not this girl — NO DEAL!!!!!!!
on June 21st, 2008 at 10:43 am
Sooo that’s what it is. Another O “distraction” from his breaking yet another signed agreement to accept public financing…that’s the third signed agreement he broke, 1 and 2 - - no campaigning in MI and FL. Campaigning his is fine, but no offer to be VP. It’s like dating a man who needs you to impress his friends, but just never asks you to a holiday family dinner. VP to O never!!
on June 21st, 2008 at 11:01 am
Smoothies have no place here unless they’re mixed berry (sista’s fave)! Consider yourself dumped BO; we see right through your slick persona. We’re not falling for your smarmy lines or your camp’s well-oiled marketing ploys. Ugh sista needs a shower…
on June 21st, 2008 at 11:14 am
No VP for HRC. Obama cannot take her “hostage” for the ransom of our votes. Does he think we don’t get it? the audacity….
on June 21st, 2008 at 11:28 am
http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2008/06/obama-to-women.html
I hope you can get this article to come up. Obama tells women to GET OVER IT!!! Let me know if you have trouble getting to it on this link. I saved it in my favorites. This guy is clueless, brainless and d….less!!
on June 21st, 2008 at 12:00 pm
morning goddesses!
Humor has it … that women like to be on top.. because we like to watch men fuck up.
on June 21st, 2008 at 12:03 pm
You girls do have ways with words…very well said.
This was posted in hcsfjm.com and I have my reservation in the way CNN has conveyed the whole thing.
on June 21st, 2008 at 12:03 pm
forgot linky…..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=558wIgs2c9k&eurl=http://hcsfjm.com/
on June 21st, 2008 at 12:30 pm
LOL! Thanks for the morning chuckle.
on June 21st, 2008 at 12:36 pm
distractions and smooth talk only work for so long. It reeks of old politics and BO. We’re not going to fall in line, we’re not going to “just get over it” and we have all seen this type of guy before and will not fall for it.
on June 21st, 2008 at 1:06 pm
yea flowerchild, abc news says
Sparks Fly at Black Caucus Meeting:
the hill continues on more
heal now (! heal now I say! praise be to me, the great baracky!)
women take a moment? realize? get over it? look? gentleman mccain is scary scary scarier than baracky? oh my what a condescending sharp *tone* you have there oh great baracky, whom has already rolled back women’s rights and race relations by six or sixty decades, and it’s only june. methinks he has just helped us create the basis of another justsaynodeal important media alert. the last thing we need in the universe or any circle of dante’s hells is for him to be allowed to give any kind of a speech on sexism like the *guys* are pushing him to do, before an actual woman does. in fact he has no business addressing it at all when he commits it all the time. that disqualifies you baracky. now don your dunce cap, apologise, and get your snob nose in the corner until we tell you can turn around.
as I always say, they can’t report on or *fix* or speechify sexism when it’s always in their mouths and all over their hands. they don’t get why we women do not trust them to fight for our rights and respect when it is them imposing teh sexism on us. “don’t sexism me bro!” doesn’t work. we get zapped every time.
on June 21st, 2008 at 1:18 pm
A WOMAN’S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he’s gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer t o ‘how big is my behind?’
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
A MAN’S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
Huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
And loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
Doesn’t rhyme but, men don’t give a shit.
The End
Pls ladies, don’t hurt me. Just a joke….
on June 21st, 2008 at 2:10 pm
rey: you smooth talker you!
on June 21st, 2008 at 10:37 pm
and people wonder why the chics ain’t buying obama’s silky talk!?!
we have a few mos. — hopefully that’ll be enuff time for the rest of the dem party - or more importantly - the delegates - to see thru the HOPE&CHANGE veneer…
on June 21st, 2008 at 11:24 pm
You know when you buy a pair of shoes from a smart-talking salesperson, even though they hurt your feet but that smart-talking salesperson tells you, “oh, the stretch with wearing” or “I can put pad in there that will solve everything”? And you buy the shoes, and guess what they hurt every dam’ time you wear them. That’s because the salesperson - not to say the shoes - let you down. And the only thing to do with those shoes is donate them to somebody whose feet they won’t hurt or just ditch them altogether.
That’s how it is with Senator Obama and all of his supporters who are wringing their hands about his flip-flop on public financing and his support of FISA. To them I say:
Loyalty when it is not blind loyalty is an amazing virtue. And betrayal is a wound that causes agony. So for those who feel betrayed by Senator Obama, I understand your indignation, anger, and pain. But did you honestly expect constancy and loyalty from Senator Obama? He has spent months displaying the opposite qualities. What you now have is a moment to learn: somebody who is betrayer will betray you over and over, as long as you give him or her the opportunity. The only way to stop it is to shun the betrayer, steer completely clear of him or her. Put your energies and attention elsewhere - perhaps toward reforming the D.N.C. or contributing to Senator Clinton to retire her primary campaign debt. Or toward your family, your friends, your pets, your community. But protect yourself from the repetition of the pain of betrayal - it is a wounding act that keeps on wounding, and you do not need to keep putting yourself through it again.
on June 21st, 2008 at 11:27 pm
Oh, and for those interested in yet another reason to pitch in to retire the debt, I respectfully suggest “A donation to RETIRE THE DEBT = an affirmation of human rights” at http://heidilipotpourri.blogspot.com/
on June 22nd, 2008 at 12:04 am
“SistaChristianLouboutin said,
on June 21st, 2008 at 2:10 pm
rey: you smooth talker you! ”
Lol……no not at all. I just find you ladies very amusing and witty which I truly appreciate. A very fun crowd!
on June 22nd, 2008 at 2:07 am
Oh barky, you silly, silly man. You must have forgotten which decade you are in. See, not only are we not going to “recreate 68′” at the convention (yes, we know who bought up all the parade and event permits), but you talk of women as though we haven’t had any progress since ‘68. Hells bells, BO. Sugar, we’ve put women in space since then. Catch up, hon. It’s 2008 now and even Liberia has a grandma for pres.
on June 22nd, 2008 at 2:52 am
http://www.thepetitionsite.com/65/petition-for-howard-dean-to-resign-as-dnc-chair
Be sure to check back in a few hours and make sure your signature posted!
on June 22nd, 2008 at 4:28 am
Get over it? Oh yes, let’s get over it! All the way to the WH with Madame President. Hasn’t anybody told him that we are 52% of the population?
on June 22nd, 2008 at 7:57 am
heidi li–have you noticed how the oblahma blogs are all apologizing for him over his flip-flops on public financing and fisa? hysterical.
o is a politician. he’s not teh messiah. there will come a day when many of his followers will figure that out and become very disappointed.
yes, this man is, as lambert at corrente said, ‘tone deaf’. ‘get over it’? the kicker was when he turned around and played innocent victim. he doesn’t take responsibility for anything. he’s putting the burden on hillary and her surrogates to bring us into the fold because he’s ‘too busy’ campaigning, much like he was too busy to hold any hearings of the subcommittee on european affairs that he chairs. (does anyone else see a pattern? he’s always too busy running for higher office to the job he was elected to do.) no o, the burden is on you to bring us around. good luck with that.
did anyone see that creepy o seal? sista and princess: it that what you call in the business ‘a retread’? it just screams ‘resistance is futile’.
on June 22nd, 2008 at 8:43 am
Smart women know when some slick-talking loser is trying to get in their pants. Good little girls just go along for the ride. (And it’s usually a short one)
Don’t see any “good little girls” here. Just smart women that know when a phony is trying to con them. And as phonies go, I wish this one would.
on June 22nd, 2008 at 12:03 pm
yep we all know… now what else can we do to get to others who are at least capable of getting it. mccain and the repubs aren’t going to help until September… they DO NO want to run against our girl because they know they will not have a chance!
on June 22nd, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Latest audacity
http://swamppolitics.com/news/politics/blog/2008/06/obamas_great_seal.html
on June 22nd, 2008 at 4:30 pm
What’s the matter, Sweetie? The MSM isn’t being
your fluffer anymore? That is the line of the week.
On a serious note, Obama’s support of the FISA compromise that jut came out of the House is shameful, evne moreso for a so-called Constitutional scholar. Glenn Greenwald said in his criticism of Obama’s move something I’ve been saying for months: this attitude that we should uncritically support Obama in everything he does and refrain from criticizing him is unhealthy in the extreme. No political leader merits uncritical devotion…there are few things more dangerous than announcing that you so deeply believe in the Core Goodness of a political leader, or that we face such extreme political crises that you trust and support whatever your Leader does, even when you don’t understand it or think that it’s wrong.
Screw policy differences. Screw dirty tricks on the campaign trail. Even screw how he treated Hillary. This, more than anything, is sufficient reason to be very, very wary of the Obamamania. I just hope we at HH aren’t not Cassandras, doomed to prophesy the truth and be ignored.
on June 22nd, 2008 at 6:14 pm
i agree minx. i have a feeling that glenn greenwald is going to get the paul krugman treatment from the fauxgressive blogs very soon.
on June 22nd, 2008 at 7:55 pm
I cleaned out my closet the other day, and I have multiple pairs of old, somewhat stinky flip-flop sandals that I’d loooooove to send Sen. Obama.
Anybody want to join me?
on June 22nd, 2008 at 10:35 pm
Re: piper in pucci said,
on June 22nd, 2008 at 7:57 am
Senator Obama spent the entire primary season wearing flip-flops. Why anybody is surprised that he’s got more and more pairs as we head into the heat of summer beats me.
on June 23rd, 2008 at 6:29 am
sorry all fuzzybeargville took a few days to play with his nieces and visit with his mom who poped into town. Hope all the fathers out there had a good day. please do not forget his flipflop on fisa the other day and how he is now supporting the pelosi reid compromise.
I guess that makes another flip flop. So lets make room for some more obama supporters under the bus. Sista and Piper that makes to big errors of the “o” team…not a good week and then Newsweek fixes a poll thet has him up 15 points.
But aha! we caught your trick instead of polling likely voters they polled registered voters….I believe that this is to ensure that the big “o” gets his bounce. Team Graham at Newsweek we see right through you…no one has the big “o” up by more than 5 and all are n the margin of error.
I am back trying to keep them honest.
fuzzybeargville
on June 23rd, 2008 at 8:13 am
fbg–thanks for unveiling the spin behind the newsweek poll. i have little confidence in any poll related to nbc/ge.
heidi li–don’t be mad, but i finally got that haircut that i’d been sacrificing for hill. i did donate 20.12 to hill on friday through our fundraising link though. but seriously though, as a lawyer, can you sum up why o’s fisa capitulation is just so wrong?
he didn’t have a good week last week: the muslim women debacle, the public financing renege, the fisa capitulation, telling hillary supporting women to ‘get over it’, the lower fundraising numbers, and the ‘resistance is futile’ seal all scream what we knew all along: he isn’t ready for prime time.
on June 23rd, 2008 at 8:20 am
they just don’t get it… of course, are we surprised? I say - let them underestimate us - at their peril
http://www.salon.com/opinion/feature/2008/06/23/clinton_voters/
on June 23rd, 2008 at 9:02 am
He didn’t have a good night yesterday either . Fox has photos of him with a radical pro Arab group as late as 99′. O attended meetings frequently. Activist for that group was on stating that O did indeed support Anti-Israeli sentiment. The Arab group has ties to the Woods Foundation and Trinity United.
on June 23rd, 2008 at 9:23 am
HLF, glad to see you post here. I think one of your greatest blog posts recently was “A Line in the Sand” in late May. My personal choice, however, is to punish the DNC for foisting senator obama on us. Readers here might want to check out this well written post by Heidi Li at her blogspot.
on June 23rd, 2008 at 9:40 am
YO — RNC has $50million more in the bank than DNC!!!!!!
WOOHOO!!!!! PUMAs & hireheels gals — save your cash — (though, i hear barney’s is having a huge sale!!)
on June 23rd, 2008 at 1:47 pm
real quick why is it only team obama playing the race card just want to know?
fuzzybeargville
on June 23rd, 2008 at 3:57 pm
18 USC Sec. 713 …
(a) Whoever knowingly displays any printed or other likeness of the great seal of the United States, or of the seals of the President or the Vice President of the United States, or the seal of the United States Senate, or the seal of the United States House of Representatives, or the seal of the United States Congress, or any facsimile thereof, in, or in connection with, any advertisement, poster, circular, book, pamphlet, or other publication, public meeting, play, motion picture, telecast, or other production, or on any building, monument, or stationery, for the purpose of conveying, or in a manner reasonably calculated to convey, a false impression of sponsorship or approval by the Government of the United States or by any department, agency, or instrumentality thereof, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than six months, or both.
(b) Whoever, except as authorized under regulations promulgated by the President and published in the Federal Register, knowingly manufactures, reproduces, sells, or purchases for resale, either separately or appended to any article manufactured or sold, any likeness of the seals of the President or Vice President, or any substantial part thereof, except for manufacture or sale of the article for the official use of the Government of the United States, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than six months, or both.
on June 23rd, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Is Hillary going to filibuster the FISA bill, like she promised in October, seeing as how it has an amnesty clause for telecoms?
Dodd, Obama, and Clinton all vowed to do so, will _any_ of them keep their word?
on June 23rd, 2008 at 6:54 pm
a) Whoever knowingly displays any printed or other likeness of the great seal of the United States, or of the seals of the President or the Vice President of the United States, or the seal of the United States Senate, or the seal of the United States House of Representatives, or the seal of the United States Congress, or any facsimile thereof, in, or in connection with, any advertisement, poster, circular, book, pamphlet, or other publication, public meeting, play, motion picture, telecast, or other production, or on any building, monument, or stationery, for the purpose of conveying, or in a manner reasonably calculated to convey, a false impression of sponsorship or approval by the Government of the United States or by any department, agency, or instrumentality thereof, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than six months, or both.
on June 23rd, 2008 at 7:37 pm
flowerchild are you saying Senator Obama may have broke the law displaying the great seal of the president of the united states?
fuzzybeargville
on June 23rd, 2008 at 8:04 pm
indeed flowerchild - as Just Say No Deal Stated in a recent Press Release:
Is Obama Pulling The “Head-Scarf” Over Our Eyes?
Just Say No Deal Coalition Says, “We Won’t Blindly Follow!”
- Online, in Washington D.C. and Nationwide - JustSayNoDeal.com, reacts to the scene on Monday night in Detroit’s Joe Louis Arena when two young women wearing religious headscarfs were not permitted to sit in “special seating” behind the podium stage.
While the Just Say Now Deal Coalition acknowledges that the Obama Campaign has a right to orchestrate their public events as they see fit,
the Coalition questions whether Senator Obama’s well-publicized and branded platform of a “new kind of politics” represents bona fide change or merely a brilliantly executed marketing campaign.
on June 24th, 2008 at 6:20 am
18 USC Sec. 713 …
(b) Whoever, except as authorized under regulations promulgated by the President and published in the Federal Register, knowingly manufactures, reproduces, sells, or purchases for resale, either separately or appended to any article manufactured or sold, any likeness of the seals of the President or Vice President, or any substantial part thereof, except for manufacture or sale of the article for the official use of the Government of the United States, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than six months, or both.
on June 24th, 2008 at 6:45 am
Fuzzybear: it is afterall a likeness. 18 usc sec. 713 includes (a) from my first post and (b) which I posted today. He’s decided to pull the seal from future performances, oops, appearances and claimed he only intended to use it that one time….even though he’s selling t-shirts with the seal, and people are already wearing them.
on June 24th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
I agree with the minx……
On a serious note, Obama’s support of the FISA compromise that jut came out of the House is shameful, evne moreso for a so-called Constitutional scholar. Glenn Greenwald said in his criticism of Obama’s move something I’ve been saying for months: this attitude that we should uncritically support Obama in everything he does and refrain from criticizing him is unhealthy in the extreme. No political leader merits uncritical devotion…there are few things more dangerous than announcing that you so deeply believe in the Core Goodness of a political leader, or that we face such extreme political crises that you trust and support whatever your Leader does, even when you don’t understand it or think that it’s wrong.
Couldn’t agree more. My primary difference with you ladies is only that such a concept also applied to Hillary Clinton. They are all politicians, and need to be watched, called out, and made to listen to what we have to say, and impeached if they don’t. Our employees.
on June 24th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
That Fisa bill looks to be problematic…. the telecom immunity I’m not terribly thrilled with… I think some regulations stating what their roles and responsibilities are when being contacted by the federal government should spelled out.
This article does a good job of explaining the potential issues with the FISA comprimise,
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/06/22/politics/animal/main4200909.shtml
It does however, miss the question of what is done with the aggregate(of the group) data.. monitoring all communications is akin to reading the minds of the people, and by looking at patterns, especially in response to events in the media… you get something that looks a bit like a crystal ball. who gets access to that?
on June 24th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
Thanks for the info alg0. And “who gets access to that?” I’d like to know too… Obviously if I have to ask– I’m not one of them…
on June 25th, 2008 at 4:47 am
How does that new Obama seal translate? Is that a possum in every pot?