Obama Suffers from Premature Ejaculation
Written by Piper in Pucci
We at hireheels.com strongly believe that Hillary Rodham Clinton will be Democratic nominee in the 2008 presidential election. We’ve seen her metamorphosis from ‘shoe’-in to survivor. She has overcome being massively overspent, suffered charges of negative campaigning and racism, and endured malicious coverage in the press and on the blogs to continue to be competitive in this race.
But we were dismayed to learn this week that Senator Obama was planning to declare victory after the Oregon primary despite not having reached the requisite 2,025 pledged delegates needed to secure the nomination and before Montana, South Dakota, and Puerto Rico have their chance to vote. We’re told he’ll attempt his almost-victory lap at the scene of the crime where Hillary’s political obituary was first penned – Iowa!
Down boy! Not so fast. Girls like to take it sloooow.
Senator Obama also performed a victory lap dance on the House floor last week, causing dismay among Clinton supporters who think that he is counting his chickens before they come home to roost. All this before the DNC Rules and Bylaws Committee on May 31 on the fate of the Florida and Michigan delegations. Should we be surprised when all we hear is… “YES, YES YES, We Can” disenfranchise Michigan and Florida.
It is clear that Obama will continue to “ignore” Hillary (like every bad boy does in the morning) and begin a general election campaign against McCain. Risky strategy, considering the oncoming from the GOP this past week.
This inevitability meme from the Obama camp exists for one reason and one reason only: to suppress the vote in the remaining states. This is especially true for Kentucky, where Obama is not only expected to lose, but to be crushed. If he loses by the margins expected, it would hurt his electibility argument and expose his weakness in attracting working class voters (speaking of which, have you caught Flineo’s “Unelectable” youtuber – Obama’s never been sexier!!).
Team Obama also knows that when all of the votes are counted, Senator Clinton will likely have the lead in the popular vote. This will be a powerful argument to take to the superdelegates and the public, especially after the debacle of 2000. Thus, they think that their path to victory is to demoralize the Clinton base.
Note to Obama Campaign: It won’t work!
The voters of the remaining states will have their first chance in decades to help determine who the presidential nominee of their party will be. Record numbers of Democrats are being registered this primary season, which the last time I checked, is good for the party.
Declaring victory before all of the votes are counted and before either candidate obtains the magic number not only does a disservice to the voters of those states, the Democratic Party, and the democratic process itself, but also reminds women of how much we hate big talkers and loathe premature ejaculation!
WE’RE GOIN’ ALL THE WAY – AND OOOOOHH….IT’S NEVER FELT SO GOOD!!
on May 20th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
that’s okay because real men support hillary…and you don’t believe me, just ask CLINT EASTWOOD:
“Everybody’s trying to talk her into folding, but it doesn’t seem like the spirit of Americana,” Eastwood told Politico ….“Put yourself in the place of [Clinton]: You’ve gone out there and made a thousand speeches, and you’ve shaken a million hands and you’ve been out there working your ass off,” Eastwood said. “And then somebody comes up and says, ‘Why don’t you just drop out of it?’”
GO DIRTY HARRY – WE LUV YA!!!!!!
on May 20th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
the words “ejaculation” and “obama” in the same sentence make me shudder…..
on May 20th, 2008 at 10:10 pm
hillary has definitely called obama’s electability into question tonight – the pundits are being quasi fair – though it depend on what network you watch…. great vid, btw – love love love it!!!
The longer this goes – the weaker his argument and the stronger hers….. few can ignore how lame obama is being to ‘appear’…especially against macho-mccain…..no way he can win in november…even cnn’s john king conceded that she strengthened her electoral argument tonight…
let the battle continue!
on May 20th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
Nice piece piper in pucci…..
and you have to hand it to howard wolfson for slapping the obama campaign very effectively with his rapid response in this memo…..it def. had an impact! Bravo wolfie!
http://www.hillaryclinton.com/news/release/view/?id=7764
on May 25th, 2008 at 3:09 am
Speaking of premature ejaculation, I was reading comments on another blog, which compared Obama to JFK. One blogger responded, ” Well, they are both skinny; that’s the only similarity I can see”. To which I replied, “Yes, but JFK had Addison’s disease and everyone admired him for serving as President, despite his health problems.” When suddenly it occurred to me that I had heard on a radio news program that when McCain released his medical records, Obama refused to release his! I wonder why? Anyone know if Obama is medically fit to serve. It may be more than ED rearing it’s ugly head.
on May 25th, 2008 at 10:34 am
we say: limpy-wimpy!
on May 25th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
Remember the saga of Samson and Delilah. Samson tells Delilah that he will lose his strength with the loss of his hair.
Well maybe history will repeat itself!
IS OBAMA ON DRUGS?
by Dr. Jack Wheeler
The champion O-gaffe was committed on May 9 in Beaverton, Oregon. You have to see it to believe he actually said that during his campaign, “I have now been to 57 states with one left to go,” then says that one is “Alaska and Hawaii.”
No matter how exhausted from campaigning you are, you don’t make a mistake like that under any normal circumstances. Saying there are 57 states – actually 58, or is it 59? – is such an egregiously stupid error that it is evidence of brain malfunction.
A neuroscientist with years of research into drug abuse and brain chemistry tells To The Point that the behavior exhibited by Obama is consistent with the use of either amphetamines or cocaine.
In his book, Dreams From My Father, Obama admitted his drug use when young: “Pot (marijuana) had helped, and booze; maybe a little blow (cocaine) when you could afford it. Not smack (heroin), though.”
If Obama has been using any amphetamines, methamphetamine, or cocaine within the last 90 days, this test will show it: Hair drug testing using a 100-milligram sample of hair cut at the scalp for an ELISA (enzyme-linked immunosorbent assay) test.
It’s worth noting here the correlation between narcissism and stimulant drug abuse. Obama exhibits an almost pathological narcissism, an ego wildly out of proportion to anything he has actually accomplished in his life. Someone with this personality defect is drawn to irrationally risky behavior because of a conviction of invulnerability, or superhuman superiority.
on May 26th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
This is the same thing as:
1. W’s ‘victory’ in 2000.
2. The campaign for the war in Iraq.
3. W’s ‘victory’ in 2004.
It’s not just people getting duped. It’s the MSM pretending they’re duped too. But of course they’re not at all duped – they’re just instructed in how to behave by their employers.
on May 27th, 2008 at 9:05 pm
I love this site! Down to business: B.O. looks depressed lately. Could it be that he’s knows he’s losing because he dissed us women? AND others are SICK of the race-baiting from him and his campaign. Dumb strategy.
on May 27th, 2008 at 9:05 pm
Down to business: B.O. looks depressed lately. Could it be that he’s knows he’s losing because he dissed us women? AND others are SICK of the race-baiting from him and his campaign. Dumb strategy.
on May 30th, 2008 at 12:08 am
I think this website has hit it on the nail. Mr. Pretender is slowly by surely being unmasked and it is not a pretty site. It’s incredible what marketing does nowadays. It puts up a vacuous thing, sells an attached message to millions of people that cannot help themselves to see beyond the headlines and buy into this cheap stuff. America what I would give for a moment for you to wake up and smell the damn coffee! HELLO? Do your research this guy merits scrutiny. Do not go with the slogan. QUESTION AUTHORITY!
on September 27th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
How funny.
Hindsight 20/20? And for you bitches talking about his sexual disfunction, how do you achieve orgasm with the stick in the bucket effect of your blown out cunts?
on November 26th, 2009 at 8:28 am
Thats cool. I agree, that was a good post!
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