It seems that Dean and the rest of Obama’s protectors promptly discovered that kicking our gal to the curb wasn’t going to work, not even for Obama. The backlash of such force, according to the polls, meant the defection of Clinton supporters and a surefire win for McCain.
With his soprano-esque strategy getting whacked, Howard “the mob boss” Dean is now sweeping the media circuit with a far softer appeal - this time to the super-delegates. The message: “Make Up Your Minds and Do it Soon!” When asked about seating Michigan and Florida, he had the audacity to say that the eventual nominee will arrange it with the credentials committee. HUH? Isn’t the point of seating Michigan and Florida a way to help determine the nominee?
Here he goes again. I have always sensed that Dean has handicapped the primaries to benefit Obama. And, yes, I also believe that Hillary is now the victim of a vast far left-wing conspiracy, co-starring Nancy Pelosi and Patrick Leahy.
We launched this blog over a week ago to speak out on the unfair treatment of Hillary Clinton. We’re a bunch of savvy chics who know what it feels like to get the proverbial pat on the ass or be pushed out of the way. And people wonder why we’re bitches! We also got sick of the media telling us that Hillary’s prototypical female supporters were kid-toting, tip-collecting waitresses - thank you Mr. Matthews! Women across this nation and beyond are feeling Hillary’s pain. Yes, we want Hillary, not because she’s a woman - but because she’s a B-I-T-C-H.
If we are lucky enough to have hooked some readers to this blog, then it was all worth it. Think of hireheels as a nice spa pedicure…where you can kick back and relax, vent and giggle (ya know, like HuffPo used to be). At least when you get here - you’ll get it straight and sassy, as only a bad-ass bitch can serve it.
Our girl needs us and we need her. You know things are bad when you find yourself switching from Olbermann to O’Reilly to escape the Hillary bashing. Or when you turn on your car radio to hear Rush declaring himself “comforter-in-chief” for Hillary’s female supporters. Or to be fed a few optimistic crumbs being doled out by Karl Rove, of all people. No doubt, they have their motives, but hey, a girl’s gotta eat.
